Slangs on the internet

I've heard some before, and I only know some of their meanings. :P

Here they are, a list to keep me from forgetting.

The laughing my _________ offs. Or things related to laughing.
Lmao : Laughing my a** / donkey off.

Fdl: falls down laughing.

bol : bursts out laughing

lmfao: laughing my fat a** off
lmbo: laughing my butt off

rofl: rolling on the floor (usually followed by the above)


Hmm, I wonder who actually falls down laughing. Hope their floors are full of spongy carpets. And by the way, anyone knows how to "laugh one's butt off"? Not that I want to...




Starting with a "T".
ttvm : Thank you very much. (I dunno where the extra "T" came from.)
ttm : To the max.

ttyl : talk to you later
ttfn : ta ta for now ( ta ta means "bye bye"? I guess. But what language is that? O_O Maybe it's not?)

tmi: too much info
tfn: till further notice

The "in my _____ opinion"(s):

Imo: in my opinion
Imfao : In my f**king arrogant opinion

Inculdes a "back".

bbl : be back later
b2b: back to business

Many others:
Fml : F*** my life. (Deliberately star-ed.)
rtfm: reading the f**king manual
itt: in this thread
afaik: as far as i know

Okayyy. rtfm is something I could say to many people, but it would be quite rude. (When I say "say", I mean "write" or "type.) Maybe I could just...say it to them in my mind?

Okay, that's all for today.

Wait, one more thing.
Another thing.
I really, REALLY hate it when people use "e" to me in FaceBook chats.
I mean, it's not an sms.
AND, it doesn't sound nice ( to me), most probably cause' "THE" doesn't sound anything like "E", what "E" is supposed to replace as a short form.

I had gotten pissed once at a advertisement about selling houses.
It went something like that at a part of the flyer:
"Congratulations to Mrs XXX who has gotten e Grand Majestic Best Homeseller title of the year"

I mean, if you want to congratulate someone, why use short forms? It doesn't sound sincere at all. In fact, it sounds-- NO, LOOKS like they're trying to save money from printing the extra two letters "t" and "h" on the advertisements. They might as well not congratulate people at all.

Still, it's not me who they are congratulating, so who am I to be so bossy and nosy, right? Right.
So I have nothing else to discuss further, diary. Goodbye and see you tomorrow, or maybe a few days after .

Edit :
It's not a congratulation. It's a...something like testimony? I wouldn't trust one which uses short forms. EEEEEE